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Here are a few of Danny Boy's Most Famous (or rather,
infamous) quotes:
"How bout a quick willy wonka??"
(Danny boy visiting Whitmans Chocolate Factory)
"ohh she's popped a cork"
(At a Wine vestival)
"Chalky spank monkey grip"
(Danny Boys first taste of tiny teddies biscuits)
"Thats it baby, nice and easy"
(Danny boy refering to someone he just dunked in the water)
"thats a nice turnip"
(Danny Boy at his first thanksgiving - I don't think anyone will
forget that meal)
"Ride her like a whale boy, as long as she don't buck"
(Danny Boy refering to the Turkey at the abve meal)
"ohh thats a cold one"
(Danny boy picking up a penguin)
"Och jimmy, Its squishy in your ass"
(Umm - I don't think that one needs to be explained)
"Don't slip on the glove"
(Just after the above event)
"Gods, what have I stood on??"
(Danny Boys First Encounter on a New Zealand Farm)
"Sheep are great when it's cold"
(The obsession begins)
"Sheep are Cute, sheep are cute, sheep are soft and furry"
(And continues......)
"I hope thats your finger"
(Spa pool incident)
"carefull mate.....she blows like an Irish Vaccuum"
(Danny boys trip down K' Rd - Akl, NZ)
"Size IS an issue"
(And still continues...........)
"Those Thumbtaks.....I think she's upside down"
(The official hanging of the Queens painting)
"She'll be right Mate......just rub it in a bit
of Gravey"
(At the thanksgiving again.....after snapping the wishbone went
horribly wrong)
"Nothing like a bit of raw fish"
(Danny Boy didn't fully understand Thanksgiving tradition)
"I find her quite a mouthful"
(and the sheep obsession still carrys on to this day)
ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha squirt woops
(Going and going and going........)
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